| Half-Price Burger Nights By April Umminger Special to washingtonpost.com Updated May 2003 | ||
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Chew on this: It's the end of the workday and you still have a week before you get your next paycheck. Your bank balance is in the double digits. You want to go out, but you still haven't eaten and aren't sure if you'll have the money to do both.
If you find yourself stuck in a scenario like this, consider half-price burger nights as a way to eat, drink and be merry for about $5.
The District and surrounding areas are full of bars that feature half-price burgers. Most are offered at the beginning of the week as a way to fill up during Monday night football. However, it is possible to find bars with beef on a bun for half-price nearly everyday of the week.
Vegetarian? Don't despair if red meat isn't your thing. Some bars serve turkey and veggie burgers for the same low price.
The top three
A burger and a brew are always a winning combination. If you're looking for a truly tasty burger, Clyde's, Tommy Joe's or Crystal City Sports Pub serve some of the best. In those bars the burgers are made to order and grilled to perfection.
Tommy Joe's and the Crystal City Sports Pub are both part of the Monday night football contingency. Both bars are usually crowded, even in the off-season, and on Monday nights almost every table has an empty hamburger-platter plate. However, both bars are pretty serious about sports. "The game" of the night will always be turned on and if you tend to tune sports out, you might not have much to talk about.
Clyde's is unusual in that it offers half-price burgers five nights a week as part of its half-price happy hour menu. Burgers and other items are served from 4 to 7 and only in the bar. Remember: If you sit in the regular restaurant areas, you'll get charged full price. Because the bar menu at Clyde's is so delicious, the bar is always packed and it's sometimes hard to find a spot to balance a plate. Arrive early and stay all the way through.
Socializing on the side
Burger night at Whitlow's on Wilson, Hawk and Dove and the Big Hunt doesn't alter the regular bar scene, but does jump-start the evening. People that come in to chow down on burgers around 6 usually stay past 10.
Like Clyde's, the Front Page's burger night does not extend to sections of the restaurant. However, this does not create seating problems in the vast bar area. Groups of up to 10 people are easily accommodated. For a change of pace, try the Front Page's special Heidenberger: onions, Swiss cheese, cole slaw and Russian dressing.
Sign of the Whale is one of the few bars in the area that offer burgers with a theme. In the menu, surf and turf are blended to create "whaleburgers." Eat a Starbuck (bacon cheeseburger), Ishmael (regular hamburger) or Captain Ahab (bacon, bleu cheese and mushroom gravy).
An antisocial scene
Sick of being surrounded by people? Try burger night at Asylum.
Asylum stays pretty true to its name when serving up food. Much like a mental patient, you won't be encumbered with sharp objects like forks or knives when eating. Expect your burger when management thinks you should have it and cooked as crispy as management thinks it ought to be. So what's the allure? Drink enough draft beer at $2 a pint during the late-night happy hour and you won't care what you're given.
April Umminger
Daily: Helix Lounge
Monday through Friday: Clyde's (all locations)
Sunday and Monday: Sign of the Whale, Hawk and Dove
Monday: Crystal City Sports Pub, Whitlow's on Wilson, Tommy Joe's, Marshall's Bar and Grille, Mackey's Public House, Stetson's, Cowboy Cafe South
Tuesday: Asylum, the Front Page, Cowboy Cafe North
Wednesday: the Big Hunt
Thursday: Turkey burgers at Stetson's
Sunday: Toledo Lounge
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